| COFEE and SEX |
May 5, 2008 7:25 pm
1003 Views | They say that coffee and s*x are the same. Why? Because its great when hot and coz of the three things connected with them. You love it, second You need it, and last You can’t leave without it….hahaha right?
Here is some opinion why s*x and coffee are the same.
Coffee isn’t selfish, it will leave’s you satisfied.
•You may want to spice up your coffee and add more flavor like choco, cinnamon and hmmm why not s*x?
•With coffee you’ll definitely miss it!
•You can have s*x all night if you desire coffee all day
•Coffee that’s not hot is bad. S*x that’s not hot is bad too!
•You can sleep straight after coffee. No! Wait a minute… I love to see you tonight. Coffee starts
off hot and wet
•Coffee is addicting and so with sex
•You can always start the day with good coffee, s*x can start your day even better.
•Coffee goes down smoothly
•Spilling coffee in your bed leaves a wet patch. There’s always a wet patch after s*x.
•Sometimes coffee doesn’t taste great… Goshhh! S*x either.
•No one calls you weird for wanting you coffee w/ milk. With s*x it’s a requirement.
•You can make coffee last long as you want. In s*x one , two, more , more and more…
•Coffee comes in different flavors. S*x do comes too..chocolate? Milk? Vanilla ice cream? With mayo? Name it, you got it! hahahaha
•Coffee is also good for
•Heart- as stimulator it helps circulate the blood, Stomach its helps increase acid, and kidney its helps clean the waste
So, want a cup of coffee? Or let’s go for a milk tea ?    | |
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